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Joined for the bro's, stayed for the awesome. Nearly 30, Married, Poly, totally out of my depth, not really sure I have a handle on this whole "being an adult" thing, and really not sure I want to do anything ~"Important"~ with my life. And not sure that I give a fuck either.

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So I’m chitchatting withthe AWESOME Helenorvana…

and it dawns on me IDEK how to shop for rain gear?

Like, in MI it rains, and it rains quite a LOT, but most michiganders tough it out in our like, sneakers and hoodies. I understand you cannot do that here and that I now need to actually buy like, good quality rain stuff. And **use it**.

Halp? What sort of rain gear do I need? should I invest in good quality fashionable stuff or?

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I dislike my brother-in-law.

He’s claiming our cats were running up and down the house last night yowling, and that it kept him up all night so that he had to call in sick. Like?

Really? How did we miss that? It was so loud it kept you up? How did it not wake us up? 

He’s been nothing but a caustic dick regarding our cats anyway. We’re like, please try and keep our cats indoors, we’ll do our best but if you could help that’d be great. And he’s like “Your cats are probably going to end up outdoor cats like Peaches so oh well” like? You seriously have to be such a dick?

And I don’t like how he’s been treating my sister-in-law (J’s sister). He’s been snapping and bitching at her non-stop. Like, we haven’t even been here a full WEEK can you cut down on your drama-king self thanks.

I’m grateful for the place to stay, and I have been doing my best to make sure we comply with the rules but? First off, we don’t have a room with a door, so there is only so much I can do. If I keep the cats on their leashes at night, there WILL be yowling I can guarantee it. Same goes for putting them in there crate at night. 

I can try and construct a way to keep them in our room at night, but we’ll have to get a kiddie gate or two and I have no idea if it will work. 

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Things I Learned About Olympia

I went out tonight with my sister-in-law, to a karaoke bar called The Clipper. It was fun! I didnt sing buy I might if we ever go again.

A few things I learned:

1: Holy hipster batman! Not in an all bad way, but it was surreal. And people are pretty polite. Only one catcall! Which was more like a drunken half-hearted attempt at flirting. Nice try dude! He jad a pretty rocking beard though.

2: The best place (according to the locals I met who are Jacci’s friends) to dance your heart out is a gay bar called Jakes, which was apparently throwing a memorial for a man named Terry who was much loved and somehow or other met his end. I get the feeling it was an untimely end, so if anyone from the area sees this and knew the guy, my condolences.

3: The best coffee place is called Burial Grounds and they are like, death metal and skulls and cobwebs.

4: The community is very small! In a good way or so I’ve seen.

So far I like this area. The only downside is that Justins ENTIRE family is here now and they can be overqhelming. LOTS of strong personalities. I’d like to live like, an hour, or half hour away.

Tacoma, geographically, seems the best location but we’re constantly being warned away by family and locals (of olympia) alike.

Anyone in the Seattle or Tacoma area who can shed some light on good areas to live?

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fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them


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1 day ago
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Oh god

I need a job and apartment ASAP. There is no privacy, and jeff and jeri are driving EVERYONE crazy. . My niece is tolerable mostly but jfc my nephew is whiney.

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This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.






Never rebloged faster

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18 hours ago
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Trying to smother me eh kitty?

Trying to smother me eh kitty?

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so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

this would have been convenient for monty navarro

I need this ring for reasons.

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Okay tumblr I have a dilemma

So I was at the pet store a few weeks ago about a month after I got my bby Ender. And they had just gotten in a chinchilla. Cute grey and female.

However when I went back yeserday she was still there and I have never seen such a sad…


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wow.. the fucking story line. speechless. 

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3 days ago
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Laughing because it’s funny, but also because I feel like nothing has ever illustrated why I hate Snape so clearly.

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3 days ago
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