So the Green Lantern is gay. →
brilliantly-foolish: John likes to take his time, if he can. It’s a habit he’s never quite grown out of since he was in school, savouring the moment as long as possible. But he doesn’t see what harm there is in a man taking pride in his work, such as it is. But then again, there are times when speed is just better all around. Guns are noisy, tend to draw far more attention than he’s comfortable with these days, so he has to make it count. It’s still tempting to shoot the bastard in the throat, to watch the life bleed out of his cardioid and stain the carpet in gradually decreasing spurts, but that’s always messy, and in the end he goes for a clean shot between the eyes. Bang. The light in the child-molesting piece of filth’s eyes is gone like someone’s flicked a switch, and John supposes he’s rather done that, now hasn’t he? “Impressive.” John had nearly forgotten about Jones. It had been Jones’s employee John had just dispatched, all allegedly in the name of his cover, but from the way Jones is watching him now, John’s more than a little certain the other man’s seen more than he ought. There are dogs barking outside, voices raised in alarm: was that a gun shot? I think it was a car backfire. Someone should call the police, just in case. “I’ve done better.” John reckons he’s got at least thirty seconds before trouble really starts. More than enough time. He chambers a round for Jones.
“Let him have the coat, officer.” “But detective Lestrade, it’s evid—” “He’s been through enough.” 
PETITION FOR HAWKEYE GETTING A MOVIE (Source: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan, via consultingsherlokian)

PETITION FOR HAWKEYE GETTING A MOVIE

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bandofbrothels: 04/20 → Tom Hiddleston
GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif, because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format. Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters Wow you are so the Last Word Queen (Source: fuckingatthedisco, via semaphore-drivethru)

GIF sounds like Gif, not Jif,

because GIF stands for Graphics Interchange Format.

Case closed, bring in the dancing lobsters

Wow you are so the Last Word Queen

(Source: fuckingatthedisco, via semaphore-drivethru)

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