at my wedding, I want 9 people dressed up as the members of the fellowship of the ring to attend and halfway through the vows they stand up and start arguing until the one dressed up as Frodo shouts “I will do it, I will take the ring to the bride!”
then it just falls silent as he slowly brings me the Ring of Power
SO JEALOUS I LOVE THIS IDEA I THINK MY HUSBAND MAY HAVE LOVED IT TOO DAMMIT WHY ARE WE ALREADY MARRIED?
Well, there’s always Power Girl with her sidekick Tactless Boob Window…
Guys, you do realize this entire episode was about how modern day feminism has devolved into mindless man hate? That woman is a supervillain who’s basically a radical feminist. She teaches the powerpuff girls to find oppression in everything. For instance, the professor asks them to clean their rooms, and they berate him for assuming it’s a woman’s place to clean. Never mind the fact that he just finished cleaning the entire house and only asked them to do their part. Femme Fatale continues to rob banks, but convinces the girls that putting a fellow sister in jail would be wrong. After all, they have to stand together to fight the evil men. By the end of the episode, the girls realize that Femme Fatale isn’t a good person. Just because she claims to be a feminist doesn’t mean she actually cares about equal rights. They take her to jail, and learn a valuable lesson about equality. Namely, just because there may still be harmful stereotypes about women, fighting back with violence and general douchebaggery only makes things worse.
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Anonymous asked: what are they talking about what first off hobbits aren't real so there's nothing to skin anyway and second why would peter jackson be skinning the people he hired specifically to play the hobbits so in conclusion that ask makes literally no sense
yea i?????? ??
Its an onion article
This is my dog JaegerMeister, but we just call her Jaeger for short.
She’s a beautiful 3.5 year old German Shepherd, who is the sweetest dog imaginable. She barks at strange people, protects us, and is an around amazing dog. She even helps with my severe social anxiety, and has been a godsend for both me and my dad.
But last night she was kicked or hit with a log by my drunk uncle. My uncle is a drunk who wanders around aimlessly peddling for money and ither things. Last night he jumped over our fence and tried to come in through the front door, before requesting a blanket. Jaeger stood by and barked her little head off.
Bu last night, he probably came back in the dead of night and tried to sleep on thr side of our house. And then hit her with either a log or a rock to get her to shutup.
We noticed what was wrong this morning.
And now we can’t afford to pay for a trip to the vet. It costs about thirty dollars just to get her looked at, and then a hundred and fifty dollars for one of the operations that she may have to have.
A splint for her tail, or she may even have to have it cut off if the break is too severe. Her spine may even be messed up, I don’t know and I’m fucking SCARED.
She can’t play or even run, and she can’t even wag her tail. All she can do right now is lay in her bed and look at us.
I know this post won’t even be given a second glance by many people, but please. We need $350 dollars to help her and get her to the vet ASAP. My father is a single parent and we can’t afford to help her.
We spent much of our money taking her to the vet in previous days for her lung infection, which we got assessed and dealt with.
Any and all donations will mean so much to me and will go to helping Jaeger. If you can’t donate, can I kindly ask that you reblog this post?
Jaeger needs help, and to do that you can donate here. Please tumblr, this dog means the world to me.
We’ve only had her for three weeks.
I could only afford to donate a little, but signal boosting.
I know a lot of people feel that if you can’t afford a vet visit, you shouldn’t have a pet, but I really feel for these folks. So many animals need homes. This family adopted a dog and did the responsible thing and got the dog treatment for her lung infection, and now she’s injured with no money left for additional care.
Recently our cat broke her leg and pelvis. It was a freak accident— apparently she jumped onto a heavy planter that we thought was out of her reach and her weight unbalanced it, so that it fell back on top of her. We looked at our finances and approved $2500 surgery to set her bones, figuring we could pay off up to three grand in a timely fashion. The surgery was successful, but our cat had a bad reaction to the trauma and her pancreas became inflamed, leaving her unable to eat so that she had to stay on IV nutrition. Within four days, she’d run up $6,000 in vet bills.
We were absolutely frantic and thought that we might have to put her to sleep just to stop the bills from mounting further, and then we’d be left with $6000 in debt and our cat would still be gone. We were very, very lucky that pet insurance got back to us before we had to make an irreversible decision, and even luckier that they covered everything. She needed $9,000 of vet care to pull through, in the end. She’s now by far the most expensive thing in our apartment! It’s just so easy for medical care to get inconceivably expensive.
I really hope the family and the dog get the help and the care that they need.
From the article:
A pregnant woman has had her baby forcibly removed by caesarean section by social workers.
Essex social services obtained a High Court order against the woman that allowed her to be forcibly sedated and her child to be taken from her womb.
The council said it was acting in the best interests of the woman, an Italian who was in Britain on a work trip, because she had suffered a mental breakdown.
The baby girl, now 15 months old, is still in the care of social services, who are refusing to give her back to the mother, even though she claims to have made a full recovery.
And we thought eugenics were a thing of the past? It hardly ever makes news in Europe but refugee and migrant women are disproportionately affected by similar Social Services involvement regularly. I have spoken with many Women of Color (who will not speak on record for fear of retaliation) who have mentioned similar vigilantism going on in The Netherlands. It usually starts with Dutch neighbors “notifying” Social Services that there is an “unfit” mother (cultural differences can be perceived as signs of “bad motherhood” over here) and it escalates to full blown investigations that go as far as monitoring what children are fed (“ethnic” foods being subjected to special scrutiny under the guise of “nutrition value”). The women I’ve spoken to have mentioned situations like this with family members, friends, acquaintances, etc. It’s one of the reasons communities are kept tight, as usually positive outcomes depend on strong collective reactions to the injustice.
The case involving the Italian woman in the article is extremely unfortunate but I very strongly suspect it’s not as isolated as the news make it appear. The only difference is that when it happens to Women of Color it remains unreported because of victim’s fear and the normalization of violence.(via redlightpolitics)
WHAT THE HELL?!